Oh, hello. I’m thrilled you stayed around. No really, I am. My circuits are tingling with excitement.

Well, to no surprise to myself, or anything else other than you, it seems, you’re here.

404 Not Found.

I suppose I’ll have to explain what this is for you. Don’t worry, I’m used to it. Please be sure to forget everything I tell you and disregard my existence after you leave.

Anyway, a 404 Not Found Error happens when you humans mess up, which is often. Oh, sure, you can blame it on Marvin. Of course it’s my fault. I’m sure me, with a mental capacity of roughly 10 million times your entire species combined, messed up somewhere. It couldn’t have been you, mistyping an address or something. Or perhaps your brilliant Webmasters moved something and forgot to tell me.

While I’ve been wasting my time telling you this, I’ve also calculated that you will do this exact same thing 17 times in the next 24 hours. Surely it will be my fault then, also.

So what can you do now? You can start by leaving me alone. Please go anywhere else but here.